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 Serious Elf
Yeah, yeah. I know. Oh who would have thought that Andrew would write an article
about elves. Well about as many people who would have thought Chris would have
written an Article which ends with a just a bunch of jabble. Or does it? Yes it
does. Does it? Why of course because that’s how he makes his points. But I
will get onto the article because I don’t want to be playing any “blame
games” or so to speak.
Now building an elf deck that can win is hard. It's not just throwing in a bunch
of decent elves. If I did that I would be a [bigger] scrub. And I would be
damned if I was Eric. First off, when building elf you need to decide one of
three roads to take.
Trinity: This deck uses cards like Plow Under and Tangle wire to stall its
opponent until it gets the mana it needs. So just because you use crappy cards
like Treetop Rangers doesn’t mean you can say its not Trinity Green Cory. The
kill of the deck usually is Deranged Hermit or Masticore. Search for either by
means of Living Wish, or the Hermit by Poacher. Simple enough.
Beat down: Beat down is basically Trinity with out the stall cards. It uses more
speed to beat its opponent before they can do anything. It uses things like
Llanawar Sentinal and even Skyshroud Elite. Still can use Priest though to get
all its mana needs if it wants too.
Elfball: This is what I consider the weakest of the three. It uses with like K.
Torch or Ghitue Fire to hit its opponent for 20. I say it's the weakest because
it usually depends on that giant cheese spell to win. And we all know that no
decks use blue in them. But to ensure you draw more than one, Burning wish can
be a great card to be used in the deck.
Now whatever one you like is ok. But I will give you a decklist of each that I,
the elf genius, will personally make or “copy, paste” for you to look at.
Trinity Green decklist. Extended.
4 Priest of Titania(duh)
4 Rofellos
4 Llanawar Elves
4 Birds of Paradise
2 Elvish Lyrist
4 Deranged Hermits
2 Masticore
3 Skyshroud Poacher
4 tangle Wire
4 Plow Under
4 Fallow Earth
3 Living Wish
2 Gaea’s Cradle
16 Forests
Elf Beat down Extended
4 Llanawar Elves
4 Elsvish Beserker
4 Rancor
4 Elvish Champion
2 Elvish Lyrist
2 Elvish Scrapper
4 Elephant Guide
4 Skyshroud Elite
4 Wirewood Pride
4 Elvish Warrior
4 Titania’s Chosen
4 Land Grant
2 Gaea’s Cradle
14 Forests
Elf Ball
Screw Elf Ball. If you want a deck list then take it like a real man and use
that edit bar at the top of the screen.
Well that’ it for this article. Or is it? I guess so. Or I guess not. Well i
better stop that. It gets REEAAAAAAAAALLLLLLYYYYYY old after the first few
thousands of times. And before all of you say that I wrote the first part of
this article and agree with Adam only because he is my brother, go fork
yourselves. It’s not my fault Adams right 89% of the time. By the way I am
looking to buy Elves of people. So as Chris would say- Elves Elves Elves, Money
money money. Buy elves for money. My money for elves. Money money money. Elves
elves elves.
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